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  • No matter how fast you run after a pigeon you will never kick it up the arse. 7 hours ago
  • I did a tweet about Neil Fox earlier. I have JUST been told he's been Yew Tree'd today. I SWEAR I did not know this...fucksocks. 7 hours ago
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  • In other news today, 54 others where killed when a suicidal alternative drove a van full of explosives through a supplementary checkpoint. 10 hours ago
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